Tuesday, September 7, 2010

STRANGE FACTS

There is always a little truth behind every just kidding;

A little knowledge behind every I dont know;

A little emotion behind every I dont care;

A little love behind every hate;

A little pain behind every Its OK...

So remember that what u see and hear isn't what u always get!!

Monday, September 6, 2010

Aal Izz Well...

Hi friends.... we have become very familiar with these three words "AAL IZZ WELL" today.... Here is a small joke for u

A trainee in an MNC dialed CEO by mistake and said:

Hey, send a hot coffee to Accounts Department in 2 minutes.

CEO: Do u know with whom u r talking ?

Trainee: No!!

CEO: I am CEO of the company

Trainee: Do you know with whom u r talking?

CEO: No!!

Trainee: Thank God !

He disconnected the phone and said

AAL IZZ WELL !!!

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Happy Teachers Day!!!

Hi friends.... Today is an auspicious day in anyone's life as it is the day we remember the person behind our success... TEACHER

After a long gap, I have decided to make my blog active again on this special day!

గురు బ్రహ్మా గురు విష్ణూ గురు దేవో మహేశ్వరహా !
గు
రు సాక్షాత్ పర: బ్రహ్మా తస్మైశ్రీ గురవే నమహా !!I salute to all my teachers today because
Its my teacher who slapped me when I did wrong,
Its my teacher who tapped on my back and encouraged me when I did good things,
Its my teacher who advised me when I was confused,
and
Its my teacher who showed me the right path when I was on the cross roads of each stage of my career.....


I feel proud to be a part of Teacher community and I respect this profession from the bottom of my heart !!!


HAPPY TEACHERS DAY !!!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Jokes....

Friends let us start this new year with smiles....

SON: Dad, 5+5 kitney hotey hain???

DAD: Idiot, Naalayak, Besharam, Battameez,

Tujhey kuch nahi aatha..........

Ja andhar se calculator laa!!!

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Sardar asks Taxi Driver : "Siddhi

Vinayaka Temple jaoge??"



Driver :
"Haan, Jaunga..."


Sardar: "O.K. Jab jao tab mujhe bhi

saath le jaana...."

Friday, January 1, 2010

HAPPY NEW YEAR


Hi friends....

My wishes for u all...

Great start for Jan,

Love for Feb,

Peace for March,

No worries for April,

Fun for May,

Joy for Jun to Nov,

Happiness for Dec.

Have a lucky and wonderful 2010...

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Funny sms

Top 5 funny shops:


5. Y S R hair dresses


4. Sri Namitha Textiles



3. Balayya film distributors



2. Jaya lalitha fitness centre



1. Krishna Dance School


Monday, November 9, 2009

Dosthi..........

Aasu ki keemat wo jaanthe hai


jo kisi ko yaad karte hai


dil ka gam wo jaante hai



jo kisi ko chahte hai



dost ke dard ko wahi jaanthe hai



jo use dilse dost maanthe hai
......