Hi......... The best medicine in the world without any side effect is Smile. So, today let me take an oppotunity to make everybody smile through my post.
Two sardars were fighting after the exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
Sardar1: This fool left the answer sheet blank.
Sir: So what?
Sardar2: Even this fool did the same....
Now, teacher will think v copied !!!
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RUSSIA: We r the first to go to space
US: We r the first to land on the moon
SARDAR: We'll be the first to land on sun
US: That's too hot.
SARDAR: We r not stupids, we go at night !!!
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During exams a sardar was sitting
in front of a mirror and reading.
Do u know y?
Coz,
Preparation n revision will happen simultaneously :)
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A Sardar bought new umbrella
and made a hole in it.
Shopkeeper asked,
" Why did u made hole in new umbrella?"
Sardar said, " from the hole I can see
whether it is raining or not !!!"
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A man asked Sardarji,
Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evenings
and not in the mornings...
Sardarji replied, " Manmohan is PM, not AM...."
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