VARIETY

Hi......... Today's theme is variety msgs, Those msgs which r different from the general style form a part of this post.



An unbelievably false poem...
One fine morning in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys woke up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
took out their swords and shot each other,
one deaf policeman heard the noise
and killed the two dead boys.
Believe this lie its really true.
Ask the blind begger, he saw it too...


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Biscuit manufacturer writes a love letter to his girlfriend
Dear MARIE,
Yesterday was a GOOD DAY,
Our meeting was truly NICE,
though i was in 50-50 minded to see u,
if I hadn't met u,
probably my little heart would have KRACK JACKED !!!


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Today is Telephone day...
It is a day to worship your phones.
Follow the instructions carefully.
First switch off the phone.
Then remove the sim card and battery.
Dip the phone in luke warm water for 5 minutes.
Dry with soft towel.
Dip the battery in milk, honey, curd, ghee and sugar.
Wash the mettalic part of simcard with soap using brush.
After this re assemble the phone and say
GOVINDA GOVINDA.............