Jokes....

Hi friends, today Iam here to share few jokes with u all....

MOM : Wherever we keep the money,

our Tinku steals it.

I dont know what to do about it...

DAD : Keep it in his textbook.

He will never touch it !!!

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POLICE : Are u married?

SARDAR : Yes, to a woman.

POLICE (angrily) : Ofcourse,

Did u ever hear of anyone marrying a man?

SARDAR : " My sister did !!!"

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POLICE : Where r u going?

DRUNKARD : To listen to a lecture on ill effects of drinking on health...

POLICE : Who will lecture at midnight??

DRUNKARD : My wife sir !!!